How do you make your own Lady Gaga meat-dress?

1. You make a nice design for a cool dress.
2. You order 50lbs of cheap, natural meat at the local butcher.
3. Make sure you keep the meat, I mean the dress, cool until you want to wear it.
4. Go to your party and change into your dress.
5. If you have second doubts: you can still use it to make a roast.
6. Put on your dress and you will be the star of the night!
7. If you use top quality meat, it won't run at all.
8. After your well noticed presence at the party, the meat dries out and becomes beef jerky!

Bon Soiree, I mean, Bon Appetit!