Wednesday, May 30, 2012



Justin Bieber has to report to the Los Angeles police after a skirmish with a pushy paparazzo photographer.

The unfortunate but hardworking photographer blocked Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez, when leaving a movie theater in Calabasas, California.

According to the photographer, who was immediately allowed to leave the hospital after complaining about pain in his face and chest, Justin Bieber gave him a beating.

The paparazzo changed the hospital bed for his own, patiently waiting for a big compensation... yeah right.

The police on the other hand would now like to hear Justin's side of the story. After the hearing he won't just have to sign the police report...

Justin already clashed with the police in the past, when he recklessly tore through Los Angeles in his black Cadillac.

Monday, May 28, 2012

How do you make your own Lady Gaga meat-dress?

1. You make a nice design for a cool dress.
2. You order 50lbs of cheap, natural meat at the local butcher.
3. Make sure you keep the meat, I mean the dress, cool until you want to wear it.
4. Go to your party and change into your dress.
5. If you have second doubts: you can still use it to make a roast.
6. Put on your dress and you will be the star of the night!
7. If you use top quality meat, it won't run at all.
8. After your well noticed presence at the party, the meat dries out and becomes beef jerky!

Bon Soiree, I mean, Bon Appetit!